Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Song Titles

Much like that poster from a while ago, herein this movie hide several song titles. I spotted a few - Seven Nation Army above...

Winter Olympics

The Winter Olympics - Top Gear style. Lior has presented me with this glorious event via bit torrent a few weeks ago, and lo and behold it has made its way to Google Video.
You really have to adore google for putting up an entire episode of Top Gear available for direct viewing.

Saturday, February 25, 2006

Juggernaut Bitch

I'ma hit you with your own pimp!

So I don't know how justified it is, but I laughed more than once during this dub.

Flamboyant Ref

The most elegant referee I've ever seen.

edit: Known as the 'Margarida' - Daisy. Used to wear pink to some matches.

Toy Story Requiem

A very well done mash up of Toy Story and Requiem For A Dream.
[Ass to Ass!]

If you want to save the guy some bandwidth or if the site goes under, I put the video here.

AC Slater

Danger Zach! Don't fuck with AC Slater!
Mostly nostalgic value here...

Sexual Harassment 101

What are these, you ask?
The rules to sleeping with your co-workers without losing your job.


Click at your own leisure.


Not once did anyone mention no shrimp nor a barbie.

[about shrimps and barbies]

Thursday, February 23, 2006


This is golden advice as far as I'm concerned - How to disable error reporting in XP:
[from here]

To turn off the Error Reporting feature in Windows XP/2003 do the following:

  1. Go to Control Panel.

  2. Click System.

  3. Go to the Advanced tab.

  4. Click Error Reporting.

  5. Click the "Disable Error Reporting" radio box, but select the "But notify me when Critical Errors Occur".

I never knew that...

New Movie Quiz

Somewhat easier than the last I thought.

Google Pages

Google Page Creator is the latest release from our new overlords. GPC offers a most intuitive way of building your own web page, complete with 100MB of storage and what looks like unlimited bandwidth.

[Google Pages]
[About GPC]

Wednesday, February 22, 2006


The best movie ever never to have been made.

French Connection (FCUK Film)

I have no idea what's this film's about. We could probably use more like it in our cinema.

Super Fat Cat

I wasn't sure for a while if this is worth posting. But then I thought of Yuval and the path was clear.
I present you with Super Fat Cat.

Jack Black - King Kong

Jack Black sings on SNL his submitted version for the King Kong theme song.
Jack I don't know why they didn't want it on the film!

Amen Break

The Amen Break is apparently the most sampled 6-second drum loop, like, ever. It actually dates back to the 60's and has been hugely influential in Techno, Hip-Hop, Jungle Beat, Movies, Commercials and Radio.
It's quite interesting, only make sure you clear some time for it - it's 18 minutes long.
I'm somewhat confused about the video though....

Ketchup Effect

An ancient, ancient blonde joke is now a badly acted foreign film?

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Gmail Skins

New Firefox extension allows you to change the look and feel of your mail interface:
  • Change the colour/skin of your inbox
  • Insert smileys/emoticons and images in to your emails
  • Make the navigation (Inbox, Starred, Sent Mail, etc) horizontal
  • Fix the navigation in place so that you don't have to scroll to the top of the page to see it
  • Zebra stripes on mailbox - pretty!
  • Change the attachment paperclip (on inbox) to an icon indicating the type of attachment
  • Hide various page elements (invite panel, page footer, your email address from the top right of inbox - may be useful for public computers)
At the moment the skins offered are uniform in ugliness, but I like the direction this is going.

Monday, February 20, 2006

Classical Music

Wikipedia is carrying a hefty list of free downloadable classical music. From what I saw it's all .ogg format, so that's an added bonus to all you audiophiles.

Rampant Rabbit

Sooner or later we're going to lose the battle to technology. If we haven't already.
Some unf sounds. Probably NSFW.


Take On Me

Family Guy's Chris gets sucked into the 80's video "Take On Me".

Sunday, February 19, 2006


When there's something strange on your kitchen table, who you gonna call?

Friday, February 17, 2006

80's Isuzu commercial

Watch out potential buyers - this car is likely to leap up spontaneously and get you involved in all sorts of shenanigans. It's also unclear if these guys are driving in formation or that the car just naturally tends to swerve at high speeds.
Hard to believe but it's claimed all those stunts are real. Insane.

Flying Hotel

Kinda like Howl's castle, only cruising at 8000 ft. at a top speed of 280 km/h.
That has bad news written all over it, no?

David Cross

David Cross and the kids from "Arrested Development" appear on Carson Daly's show (who knew he had one?) and make him look rather foolish.
I felt a little sorry for him... then it went away.


In honor of Mozart's 250th birthday, the Danish national radio released 9 of Mozart's symphonies for your listening pleasure (256kbps).
I'm quite sure that the better part of the people reading this have little difficulty obtaining their own "free" mp3s, but so be it....

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Holophonic Sound

So as I gather "holophonic sound" is old news and actually quite low tech - what they do is record using two microphones, and when you listen to the recorded sound with headphones it feels very much like you're there, because the mics record exactly what your ears would detect on the scene.
'Holophonic' is just the groovy name it received this century.

This here is such a recording. It only works with headphones, mind you.
That guy shaking matches all around me totally got me feeling paranoid... I had to fight the urge to look behind me.

Choir cover to "I touch Myself". To directly (down)load the mp3 go here.

"Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense" - now on Wikipedia.

What do you get when you cross Asians and Fear Factor? This. NSFW what with the nakedness. And the pigs. Definitely the pigs.

Boys! Beware of balding men with a moustache!

Been a while since I checked up on Gunther. He's got new material!


I don't judge... Whatever works for you.

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

If Canadians Ruled

Photoshop: Worth1000's If Canadians Ruled the World.
It'd be funnier, that's for sure.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Learn English

Learn English. It could save lives.


I don't know what's going on here exactly, but I take my hat off for this guy's creativity.

LED Throwies

LED Throwies are an inexpensive way to add color to any ferromagnetic surface in your neighborhood. A Throwie consists of a lithium battery, a 10mm diffused LED and a rare-earth magnet taped together. Throw it up high and in quantity to impress your friends and city officials.

Watch it live here. If you're wondering where the music is from... you really haven't been paying attention lately.


Ladies, don't sleep with these guys.

Hidden Passage Way

Can you say "holy secret bat-cave batman?"
I sure did when I saw this site.


I've been unable to log into my blogger account for the past two days. Sorry for the lack of updates.
I don't know what has happened, but for the last couple of days I've been getting obscene amounts of spam. To my Gmail inbox too! Which is strange 'cause I don't use it anywhere but with friends... someone must be mad at me.
It reminded me of these two classics:

From bash.com:
So, guys, I have some news.
I know I usually don't talk much about stuff unless it's solid, but this is interesting, and I think you should know.
I just got an E-mail about an interesting proposition.
* volsung_ perks up.
Apparently, there are lesbians that want my 'hard cock.'
* volsung_ flips Paradox the bird.
They want it 'now,' apparently, so the timetable is somewhat limited.
Are you going to just take their offer as presented, or is there an opportunity for negotiation?
I'm not sure.
I'm sure your hard cock is in great demand. An exclusive deal might not be in your best interest.
Last time I got an offer like this, there were some catches.

From zug.com (it's a great article):
I recently received an e-mail from a woman named Lela Jenna, where she made fun of the size of my penis. Even though my penis has never met Ms. Jenna, she still had the audacity to write this:

From: Lela Janna
Sent: Monday, April 26 11:32 PM
Subject: Ur Diicky Is So Smaall chief vibratile freeloader

The world most--effecctive male enhance-ment pi11

Increase the length of your DICCKY by 2-5 full inches

Thicken ur DICCKY and make it much fuller & harder


At first, I was hurt. "What's wrong with the size of my DICCKY?" I thought to myself. "No woman has ever made fun of my length, nor my girth."

"At least, not to your face," added my ruthlessly cruel self-esteem.

Saturday, February 11, 2006

More Snoken

Earlier I posted a film by Snoken Productions shot in the Battlefield 2 engine. I thought it was very well done. They have more stuff if you're interested. Edit - upon closer inspection there's nothing of interest there.
This is their take on the Sony superballs commercial.

Friday, February 10, 2006

Top Gear - geared down

This is probably the silliest Top Gear around - the guys are in Paris with three supercars anxious to hit the road, but can't make it out of the garage...

Thanks Yuval.

Real Transformer

Oh snap! Now if only they could get them x200 times bigger...

Alpha Romeo Ninja Robots

Somewhere in an office a team of writers brain-stormed something to this affect:

"Ninjas are hot! Right? Yeah!
And robots! They're awesome!
Guys, guys... We need to decide here! Or do we...?
Nice work everyone. Lets hit the nudie bar."


AIDS Awareness

This animated film was done by the French for the International Aids Awareness Day (December 1st).
It's all very cute and happy end-ish, yet pretty much not safe for work. They even have the helicopter on there...

Monty Python sketches in Battlefield 2

Monty Python sketches, done on the set of the online game Battlefield 2.
When it broke into "It's raining men" I not only loled, I rofled.

Thursday, February 09, 2006


A guy comes to and finds himself tied up in the trunk of a car.

Spinograph fun

I could play with this stuff for hours. Check out the links on the left, lots of other goodies there. The blackmail app. could come in handy one day...


Pictures and Art

Are you a student? Have you hardly left your house in the past weeks except for the occasional exam or study group?
Doesn't matter if you answered yes or no (dammit. It was yes) - These pictures will cheer you right up. So would sex with Jessica Alba. Trust me.

Pop Experiment - Cool and sometimes disturbing art.

Yuko Shmizu - I liked the Letters of Desire.

China is beautiful. But we already knew that.

Southeast Asia mostly. Again, beautiful.

This is an album of silly web pics I found.

This is all way to much to be taken in in one go - try it one link at a time.

Torrent trackers

This is a fairly robust list of torrent trackers, listed by types. I didn't go through them one by one, but I believe it covers most trackers known to man.

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

The Life Aquatic Studio Sessions

The music is from the movie "The Life Aquatic" which I loved, but that's not the subject here.
This album has Seu Jorge doing acoustic versions of Bowie's Ziggy Stardust in Portuguese. The result is quite appealing.
~ 90 MB at rapidshare.

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Ads from the UK. I also just discovered that if you name a .jpg "ads", it will be blocked by adblock and cause you to hit the screen and curse blogspot quite a bit before you realize what's going on.

I like this game. Or did. Until it gave me an aneurysm.
Uber Breakout 2.

Star Wars Chewy has a blog right here on blogspot.
Thank you Fuzz.