Friday, March 31, 2006
Liquid Condoms
Thursday, March 30, 2006
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
Little Britain
Tuesday, March 28, 2006
French Sling
Bullet Time
Monday, March 27, 2006
I present you with the best fight scene ever. In all cinematic history.Cue in transvestite about half way through.
I thought it could be fun embedding stuff, so here goes. The link will take you to a spanking new "Aura Video". Feel free to complain or praise this extreme move.
[Ahh!]
Sunday, March 26, 2006
Trees
The few of you who actually know me personally know I'm about as far from religion as can be. Bearing that in mind - I liked this poem very much.
This Joyce Kilmer died as a soldier in World War 1 somewhere in France. There has to be some irony there.
Joyce Kilmer 1886–1918.
Trees
I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree.
A tree whose hungry mouth is prest
Against the sweet earth's flowing breast;
A tree that looks at God all day,
And lifts her leafy arms to pray;
A tree that may in summer wear
A nest of robins in her hair;
Upon whose bosom snow has lain;
Who intimately lives with rain.
Poems are made by fools like me,
But only God can make a tree.
This Joyce Kilmer died as a soldier in World War 1 somewhere in France. There has to be some irony there.
Joyce Kilmer 1886–1918.
Trees
I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree.
A tree whose hungry mouth is prest
Against the sweet earth's flowing breast;
A tree that looks at God all day,
And lifts her leafy arms to pray;
A tree that may in summer wear
A nest of robins in her hair;
Upon whose bosom snow has lain;
Who intimately lives with rain.
Poems are made by fools like me,
But only God can make a tree.
Sorry if it's a trite one. It was new to me.
Heat Vision and Jack (Again)
Fancy Pants Adventure
Spamusement
Saturday, March 25, 2006
Tuttle Ownage
It is evident that the City Manager of Tuttle Oklahoma is an idiot.In the linked page you can read his angry correspondence with the guy behind CentOS, a Linux version, for "taking over his site".
Go ahead. Tell on me to the FBI.
[idiot!]
Ample Links
Is this too much? Let me know.
Call Center - So that's how it goes on the other side... (may give a "service unavailable" message. Try a couple more times if so.)
Good Year - Because good tires could save your life.
Flying Cat - Pretty extreme, even for feline kind.
Coffee Art - I just need to find a way to get this guy to make me my morning coffee.
The Power of Good Makeup - I'm pretty sure the 5th one down is a man.
Eiffel Tower - The view from the top of it. Neat.
Overloaded - Extremely overloaded vehicles. Funny people...
And finally, this is a cool video clip by the Super Furry Animals. I really liked the exploding earth puppet.
Call Center - So that's how it goes on the other side... (may give a "service unavailable" message. Try a couple more times if so.)
Good Year - Because good tires could save your life.
Flying Cat - Pretty extreme, even for feline kind.
Coffee Art - I just need to find a way to get this guy to make me my morning coffee.
The Power of Good Makeup - I'm pretty sure the 5th one down is a man.
Eiffel Tower - The view from the top of it. Neat.
Overloaded - Extremely overloaded vehicles. Funny people...
And finally, this is a cool video clip by the Super Furry Animals. I really liked the exploding earth puppet.
Friday, March 24, 2006
Genetics
Thursday, March 23, 2006
Sick Panda
I've been feeling much like a wet sock the past couple of days, fever and chills included.Monday, March 20, 2006
Silly Videos
Saturday, March 18, 2006
Can't take my eyes off of you
I recently re-stumbled across this song after not having heard it for years. I find it very touching.
לא יכול להוריד ממך את העיניים
לחן: מאיר אריאל
מילים: מאיר אריאל
לא יכול להוריד ממך את העיניים
מעינייך הנראות כתגליות
לא יכול להוריד ממך את העיניים
משפתייך המפיקות מרגליות
באמת אחרי כל כך הרבה שנים
אפילו מהבוקר עוד לפני שתרחצי פנים
וביושבך ממלמלת למראה
משתנה כל שניה כל תנועה
לא יכול להוריד ממך את העיניים
רק יותר ויותר מתמגנט
לא יכול להוריד ממך את העיניים
רק יותר ויותר מתהפנט
וכשכבר נדמה לי שאני עולה על השביל
שאלי גנך הסודי אותי יוביל
דוקא אז את מכה אותי בסנוורים
בקסמי הפשטות של הדברים
ארגוני נשים מתנפלים עלי בתוכחה
שאני עוזב עלייך את כל עול הבית והמשפחה מה שנכון
אבל מה אעשה אין לי פנאי, לא אין לי פנאי
לא יכול להוריד ממך את עיני
וכשאת תופסת מרחק את לא כאן בכלל
אז אני כמו החתן המרחף מהציור של מארק שגל
זה לך אות: כל מקום בו תלכי תדרכי
תעמדי ופתאום תחייכי
לא יכול להוריד ממך את העיניים
יפתי יפתי יפתי
לא לא לא לא לא אוריד ממך את העיניים
יפתי יפתי יפתי
לחן: מאיר אריאל
מילים: מאיר אריאל
לא יכול להוריד ממך את העיניים
מעינייך הנראות כתגליות
לא יכול להוריד ממך את העיניים
משפתייך המפיקות מרגליות
באמת אחרי כל כך הרבה שנים
אפילו מהבוקר עוד לפני שתרחצי פנים
וביושבך ממלמלת למראה
משתנה כל שניה כל תנועה
לא יכול להוריד ממך את העיניים
רק יותר ויותר מתמגנט
לא יכול להוריד ממך את העיניים
רק יותר ויותר מתהפנט
וכשכבר נדמה לי שאני עולה על השביל
שאלי גנך הסודי אותי יוביל
דוקא אז את מכה אותי בסנוורים
בקסמי הפשטות של הדברים
ארגוני נשים מתנפלים עלי בתוכחה
שאני עוזב עלייך את כל עול הבית והמשפחה מה שנכון
אבל מה אעשה אין לי פנאי, לא אין לי פנאי
לא יכול להוריד ממך את עיני
וכשאת תופסת מרחק את לא כאן בכלל
אז אני כמו החתן המרחף מהציור של מארק שגל
זה לך אות: כל מקום בו תלכי תדרכי
תעמדי ופתאום תחייכי
לא יכול להוריד ממך את העיניים
יפתי יפתי יפתי
לא לא לא לא לא אוריד ממך את העיניים
יפתי יפתי יפתי
[song!]
Friday, March 17, 2006
Robot Chicken
Robot Chicken is a crazy stop motion animation series by Seth Green and another guy I don't know. It's random and somewhat insane. Seth is one talented fella.
Google is offering some chicken goodness:
- The World's Most One Sided Fistfights.
- An entire episode with a pretty good Noah's ark bit.
- The first episode.
- Yet another random episode.
St. Patrick's Day Love
I enjoy this day. Much like Purim, it offers the masses the opportunity to dress like fools and celebrate something we don't completely understand by drinking way too much.
Here's a selection of most festive links:
- How Stuff Works have compiled an interesting article on the day and the man who was. Did you know he's most known for driving all the snakes out of Ireland?
- To get you in the Irish state of mind you can download Danny Boy and listen to it on repeat until you're confident you can sing it with a few pints of Guiness in ya... (need to change file ending to .mp3). Also - [Lyrics]. Beautiful song.
- Fake your very own Irish accent.
Tuesday, March 14, 2006
Spore
This game won "Best in Show" in E3 2005.Basically, it lets you play god. The player creates a creature and follows it through its different life cycles and evolution. Or so I gather.
edit: I should probably mention this is just a video of the game shouldn't I? Folks - this is just a video of a guy showing the features of the game.
Here's an explanatory video Yuval sent me. Give it a look - the game looks amazing. A kind of really cool civilization mixed with sim city.
[Video]
[Game Site]
Steak & BJ
Frank Caliendo
Monday, March 13, 2006
KeepVid
The Cat with Hands
Tom Hanks
Friday, March 10, 2006
Yakko's World
A classic Animaniacs song - Yakko recites the nations of the world.
[Froinlaven!]
Also available on YouTube - quality is somewhat worse.
For more nostalgia there are some fun videos on google.
Here's a cd of Animaniacs songs. You can also get a few directly here.
Thursday, March 09, 2006
Robotic Mule
Tuesday, March 07, 2006
X-Men III
The trailer looks good. Mainly cause it has the Juggernaut smashing through walls.[and I got a bitch with me.. we're gonna have a fuckin rape party]
I suspect the internet has poisoned my mind enough for one day. Good night.
Monday, March 06, 2006
Overheard in Chicago
Splash Back
Rude Awakenings
I once fell asleep in front of the tv, and just as I came to the picture zoomed in on some horribly mangled face and that was the first thing I saw as I opened my eyes... ruined the rest of my day.
[Rude Awakenings]
[Rude Awakenings]
Natalie Portman
Natalie Portman is a gangsta ho.Much respect Natalie...
edit: the video was taken down. Here's a different mirror.
[Link]
I once saw a funny video with her on some talk show, and upon being asked what her favorite swear word is, she replied with a hearty "Kus'Emek!".
Here's a completely redundant tribute a fellow Portman fan has compiled.
I can't believe I never saw her while she was here in Jerusalem. Fate, how you mock me!
[Tribute]
Sunday, March 05, 2006
Super Mario Race
Aerial Shots of Mazes
Real Simpsons
Saturday, March 04, 2006
Not Funny
Wednesday, March 01, 2006
Einstein Bot
Heat Vision and Jack
This show came out in 1999 and I don't think was ever actually aired. Jack Black is a super intelligent renegade astronaut and parodying Night-Rider is Owen Wilson as his talking motorcycle...
It looks totally awesome.
Here's a fine torrent for
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